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[personal profile] trashprince 2024-06-10 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ and yet it's listed as one of his top-tier skills. what is the truth? ]

Sort of, but even before, my memories were just whatever Kafka wanted to teach me. She's a... mercenary.

[ desperately searching for an alternative word since 'stellaron hunter' leaves people with more questions ]

Any version of me has only been around a short while. You'd have to ask Kafka if you wanted to know exactly how long.
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[personal profile] trashprince 2024-06-10 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
There's only two, I think. The version of me from before, when I was traveling with Kafka, and then me now, after I became conscious at the Herta Space Station.

[ don't make him overthink it, he'll bluescreen ]
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[personal profile] trashprince 2024-06-10 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
I--

[ now you've done it! is this why they call him cloud strife? ]

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There's only one Galactic Baseballer.
Edited 2024-06-10 03:22 (UTC)
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[personal profile] trashprince 2024-06-10 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

[ and may no one steal his IP!!!! ]

Let's say there's one me and I'm talking to you right now.

[ rejoice ]
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[personal profile] trashprince 2024-06-10 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ that decided, there is another, follow-up thought: ]

Do you think the profiles exist to mess with us more than anything?
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[personal profile] trashprince 2024-06-11 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Me, either, but my answers are spot-on.

[ like, if someone had interviewed him with those few questions, he'd have said the same answers more or less ]
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[personal profile] trashprince 2024-06-11 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not? Those aren't normal interview questions?

[ don't ask what kind of interviews caelus has been a part of, don't ask what kind of interviews caelus has conducted, don't do that mental damage to yourself ]
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[personal profile] trashprince 2024-06-11 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You have to do them if you want to volunteer somewhere.

[ saying this with all the power and faith in his heart like he's imparting words of enormous conviction unto new bud cloud ]
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[personal profile] trashprince 2024-06-12 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ !!! ]

I agree. Fair work for fair pay! No free errands!

[ fistclench! ]

But the Belobog museum can't keep everyone on payroll, so I've helped them interview volunteers and manage the exhibits.

[ yes. this creature. he's a part-time museum curator ]
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[personal profile] trashprince 2024-06-13 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I do everything that someone needs done.

[ whatever is asked of him, all the time, forever. from the small to the very, very large tasks. every last one of them. ]

If it's an errand or delivery, I discuss payment upfront.
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[personal profile] trashprince 2024-06-13 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ that's true, although it's more a caelus preoccupation with payment than a nameless thing. ]

I'll do important things for free.
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[personal profile] trashprince 2024-06-13 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Like if people are in real danger or being affected by a Stellaron. If someone who can't fight needs my protection. When a city's under attack.

[ hero junk ]

Then the payment part is optional!

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