[ honestly the only reason cloud even got NO about it was because of the crossdressing. he doesn't care about discussing any other skills but god. let's not go back to that. he looks surprised at that though ]
You lost your memories? [ wow... memloss ... who would have something like that... ]
There's only two, I think. The version of me from before, when I was traveling with Kafka, and then me now, after I became conscious at the Herta Space Station.
No doubt about it. Even without some of the stuff on it, no one wants all their information aired out. 'Specially since I don't remember answering any of these questions.
[ don't ask what kind of interviews caelus has been a part of, don't ask what kind of interviews caelus has conducted, don't do that mental damage to yourself ]
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You lost your memories? [ wow... memloss ... who would have something like that... ]
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Sort of, but even before, my memories were just whatever Kafka wanted to teach me. She's a... mercenary.
[ desperately searching for an alternative word since 'stellaron hunter' leaves people with more questions ]
Any version of me has only been around a short while. You'd have to ask Kafka if you wanted to know exactly how long.
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Any version of you?
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[ don't make him overthink it, he'll bluescreen ]
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[ sorry HE'S overthinking it so he has to ASK ]
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[ now you've done it! is this why they call him cloud strife? ]
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There's only one Galactic Baseballer.
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[ what does that even mean, ]
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[ and may no one steal his IP!!!! ]
Let's say there's one me and I'm talking to you right now.
[ rejoice ]
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Do you think the profiles exist to mess with us more than anything?
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[ like, if someone had interviewed him with those few questions, he'd have said the same answers more or less ]
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[ don't ask what kind of interviews caelus has been a part of, don't ask what kind of interviews caelus has conducted, don't do that mental damage to yourself ]
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[ i want to know... what his interviews are like... ]
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[ saying this with all the power and faith in his heart like he's imparting words of enormous conviction unto new bud cloud ]
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I agree. Fair work for fair pay! No free errands!
[ fistclench! ]
But the Belobog museum can't keep everyone on payroll, so I've helped them interview volunteers and manage the exhibits.
[ yes. this creature. he's a part-time museum curator ]
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So you work for a museum?
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[ whatever is asked of him, all the time, forever. from the small to the very, very large tasks. every last one of them. ]
If it's an errand or delivery, I discuss payment upfront.
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[ no this is called doing sidequests in a video game cloud ]
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I'll do important things for free.
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Like what?
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[ hero junk ]
Then the payment part is optional!
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What's a Stellaron?
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