There's only two, I think. The version of me from before, when I was traveling with Kafka, and then me now, after I became conscious at the Herta Space Station.
No doubt about it. Even without some of the stuff on it, no one wants all their information aired out. 'Specially since I don't remember answering any of these questions.
[ don't ask what kind of interviews caelus has been a part of, don't ask what kind of interviews caelus has conducted, don't do that mental damage to yourself ]
It's the Cancer of All Worlds. When one is active, it infects people's minds and creates monsters. They're a lifeform, but they take a lot of shapes, and since they can't be destroyed, they have to be sealed.
[ teehee. are you impressed? what do you think? hand on hip! ]
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Any version of you?
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[ don't make him overthink it, he'll bluescreen ]
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[ sorry HE'S overthinking it so he has to ASK ]
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[ now you've done it! is this why they call him cloud strife? ]
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There's only one Galactic Baseballer.
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[ what does that even mean, ]
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[ and may no one steal his IP!!!! ]
Let's say there's one me and I'm talking to you right now.
[ rejoice ]
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Do you think the profiles exist to mess with us more than anything?
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[ like, if someone had interviewed him with those few questions, he'd have said the same answers more or less ]
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[ don't ask what kind of interviews caelus has been a part of, don't ask what kind of interviews caelus has conducted, don't do that mental damage to yourself ]
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[ i want to know... what his interviews are like... ]
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[ saying this with all the power and faith in his heart like he's imparting words of enormous conviction unto new bud cloud ]
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I agree. Fair work for fair pay! No free errands!
[ fistclench! ]
But the Belobog museum can't keep everyone on payroll, so I've helped them interview volunteers and manage the exhibits.
[ yes. this creature. he's a part-time museum curator ]
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So you work for a museum?
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[ whatever is asked of him, all the time, forever. from the small to the very, very large tasks. every last one of them. ]
If it's an errand or delivery, I discuss payment upfront.
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[ no this is called doing sidequests in a video game cloud ]
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I'll do important things for free.
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Like what?
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[ hero junk ]
Then the payment part is optional!
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What's a Stellaron?
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[ teehee. are you impressed? what do you think? hand on hip! ]
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cloud does look kind of impressed, but mostly curious, crossing his arms ]
So they take over people unless you seal 'em away...? How's that done?
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