catchall asa mitaka

[residentmerc]

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[residentmerc]

No kidding. Havin' real showers isn't bad, too.

[ BREAKS INTO YOUR HOMES AND STEALS YOUR SHOWERS ]

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Right?! I missed hot showers. [FUCK THEM VILLAGERS.] I wonder if we could just stay here.

[residentmerc]

Nothing stopping us, right?

[ there's only ten houses so technically. that. ]

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Hmm... Yeah. All the houses I've checked out have been empty so far. It feels illegal, but it's probably fine for us to enjoy it while it lasts.

[residentmerc]

If you can't do some breaking and entering after getting kidnapped somewhere, where can you?

[ who cares about the laws!!! become terrorist!!! ]

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Does it still count as breaking and entering if no one has actually ever lived here?

[residentmerc]

Nope. Means we've really got no reason not to do it. [ affection week so... light arm pat... and he nods towards a house ] Wanna check it out now?

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[glances upthread

nods... the arm pat is not rebuffed in affection week.]

Sure. Houses first, then the clothing store?

[residentmerc]

[ bold of you to assume i remember anything ]

Sounds like a plan. [ to houses we go!!!!!!! ]

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[it's fine i really only remembered because i looked at the first comment... help...

anyway, she looks through one of the windows first. squints at a picture of a goat.]

... I know nobody lives here. But it feels weird when they're all decorated and furnished like this.

[residentmerc]

Sorta like it's only been abandoned recently, huh?

[ but also... ]

... They had pretty peculiar taste in decoration...

[ animal crossing houses are So Themed ]

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[looks at the weirdest acnh houses

squints]

They own a jacuzzi but there's no bed...

[residentmerc]

Do they... sleep in it?

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Wouldn't they drown?

[residentmerc]

... Not if they drain it first?

[ it wouldn't be comfortable but. maybe more. than the floor? ]

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That sounds even worse.

[residentmerc]

Can't decide if it's worse than the floor or not.

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Worse. It's definitely worse.

[residentmerc]

[ ..... hehs ]

Maybe they've got a floatie and they sleep in the water.

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At that point, they have no one but themselves to blame if they roll over and drown in their sleep...

[residentmerc]

You say that like there aren't plenty of people stupid enough to do it.

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And they'd still deserve it.

[residentmerc]

Wasn't disagreeing.

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Guess we'll know what happened if we find a body here one day...

[residentmerc]

Yeah. Some idiot took a nap.