residentmerc | catchall anisphia

I'll say! I'm almost envious.

[ they are cute but she has cute at home ]

Are you worried she shared something embarrassing?

[ yes ]

No.

Okay! Then I won't share if she did. [ thumbs up ]

[ okay she'll be nice! ] Because she didn't. She only had good things to say.

[ no that is in fact actually not better because that's flustering ]

Oh. ...Well...Good to know. [ LOOKING AWAY ]

[ oh the gooey center ]

You don't get compliments often, do you?

I get plenty of compliments.

[ THAT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE HE ISN'T GOOD AT THINGS ]

Yeah? Like what?

[ are you going to compliment yourself cloud ]

... I'm not gonna list them.

You should! It would be useful to know your strengths.

Isn't that what that noticeboard is for?

If you want me to assume you're a pro at being manhandled then I'll just go off of that!

Why does everyone focus on that...?

Probably because most of the other ones are actually neat. Swimming with dolphins would be pretty cool.

...It was alright, I guess. Gave me a ride up.

[ Huh??? ]

A ride up? Are these big dolphins?

Uh... no. More like a jump boost?

[ he does not know how to explain jumping off a dolphin to land 4 stories up ]

[ dolphins are magical in his world. got it! ]

I have to use a broom to get up that high.

A... broom?

[ ??? ]

A broom! Nothing really says magic more than a flying broom, so I made one!

How do you... make a flying broom?

With magicology! It utilizes spirit stones in order to use magic. I added one to a sturdy broom that summons wind magic to fly place to place.